January 2012
28 posts
Last day at work
My “Good luck!” cake has been eaten to the point where it now just says, “Go”
I'm that friend you have
That reads way too much into a Facebook poke.
supergalaxy:
i was in the bathroom stall and someone walks in and says “who’s in here?” as she goes into another one. i almost didn’t respond, waiting a few moments in WTF mode and said “…kasia?”
“oh, hey kasia. it’s kim. i’m so tired.”
“me…too.”
that is to never happen again. ever.
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I had a dream this morning that I was petting...
But when I woke up, I was petting my knee which had a white blanket over it :(
I'm sorry
But when people blog about their girlfriends/boyfriends it is legit awful 90% of the time.
P.S. Do you guys have any single friends?
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I finally have internet in my apt
Pornelujah!
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Painters got paint on my favorite pair of jeans
I know some people have wars in their countries, and to a lesser extent, “painters gonna paint,” but FFFFFUUUUU
In line at a straight club
This is how people must feel when they step into quicksand. Like, “Really? I walked into this shit?”
Bought a shower curtain for my new apt
The color is listed as “glimmer.” I think it’s jusssst gay enough.
Would you guys still read my blog
If I changed the name to “girlineedacoke,” which is how I feel at the moment? All four of you are very important to me.
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1. Post a Facebook update wishing everyone a happy...
2. Only your friends’ moms comment :(
December 2011
33 posts
NYE
French Girl: Hello. Me: Hi, happy New Year! French Girl: No, not yet. Me: Well, I mean, not yet, but people are already saying it. French Girl: (blank stare) Me: Like if you go out or to the store or something people are going to wish you a happy New Year. French Girl: Oh. … I hate this.
Just a normal thing for some guy to Fbook message...
“Hey! Question. I prolly shouldn’t ask it but I’ve been drinking and right now it sounds like an awesome idea. Why can’t I seem to get a second date? I went on dates with two other guys after you and never got a second date. Of course I didn’t really want one from them cuz one was annoying as all hell an the other was dumb as rocks but still! Lol anyway….I...
Just walked into a spiderweb
This would never happen in 2012. FUCK THIS YEAR.
"Well nice talking to ya gotta hit del taco"
^ Why do I even attempt dating…?
Mistake: writing Xmas cards after taking a sleep...
“Dear Uncle Howard!” was not the best way to start that card.
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I am experiencing cable again
At my aunt and uncle’s house for the first time in a year. Not only is there now a Chia Obama, but I’ve been reminded of the glorious phrase, “bikini area,” which I’ve never heard outside of an infomercial. Bikini area. I hope doctors say that to women a lot.
“Would you have sex with Ryan Gosling if he was your mom on the inside?”
– (via molls)
I will never get over this quote my friend...
Dumb Club Gay #1: Hey! Want to sponsor me in the AIDS walk? Dumb Club Gay #2: …I don’t have AIDS…
Dear Coke Talk: On fun sized advice. →
dearcoketalk:
I just graduated from college. Now what? Start killing your dreams.
