February 2012
27 posts
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Cultured
Flight Attendant: Here you go Sweetie (hands over a mini bottle of Jack, Rum, and Sprite)
Me: Oh, I mix this myself???
Flight Attendant: Yeah, Sweetie, this isn't a bar...
Me: Ooooooooh....Okay!
The Art of Masculinity
You know you’re tough when the mechanic calls you “babe” and you’re a guy.
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"You remind yourself that, for a certain niche,...
charlespudding:
- Brandon Davis
Woo it's pajama day at work tomorrow!
At the fantasy company I founded in my head.
Sincerely, Jackintheblog President and CEO
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It's so awkward being an atheist when something...
“Oh yeah, I’ll keep you in my secular humanist thoughts…”
Sometimes you want something TOO badly and you end...
Talkin about brunch here
I have 10 minutes to make my bed and get drunk
Ahhh Saturday night stresses!
omg why is Facebook always trying to ruin my life
This rando I barely know messaged me on Fbook chat just now after posting on my wall earlier today about wanting to hang out. Did I mention that I only know him through someone I’m no longer friends with (who is a complete asshole), and I’ve probably seen him once in the last 7 months…?
Anyway, he just got done telling me how he has had scabies the last few days. When I told him...
Whenever I see the word "webisode" I recoil in...
Just started typing an email to the IT guy
About how I can’t send any emails. :cancel:
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January 2012
34 posts
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I went shopping this weekend
And overheard this guy say, “Grey is SO in right now.”
WHAT? Grey fluctuates in coolness? I thought grey was just… grey.
I am such a bad gay. I am not even the grey of gays because I’m not in right now.
Also, I feel old, because from the years 2001-present, you could not say something like the above quote without making fun of yourself for sounding like Hansel.
Alternately listening to A Perfect Circle and...
Also did not change a Linkin Park song on the radio right away.
REGRESSIVE HIGH SCHOOL JACK IS OK/NOT OK.
Fuck you and your mundane status updates
Get out my life
Born This Way is over
Sorry.
Last day at work
My “Good luck!” cake has been eaten to the point where it now just says, “Go”
I'm that friend you have
That reads way too much into a Facebook poke.
supergalaxy:
i was in the bathroom stall and someone walks in and says “who’s in here?” as she goes into another one. i almost didn’t respond, waiting a few moments in WTF mode and said “…kasia?”
“oh, hey kasia. it’s kim. i’m so tired.”
“me…too.”
that is to never happen again. ever.
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I had a dream this morning that I was petting...
But when I woke up, I was petting my knee which had a white blanket over it :(
I'm sorry
But when people blog about their girlfriends/boyfriends it is legit awful 90% of the time.
P.S. Do you guys have any single friends?
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I finally have internet in my apt
Pornelujah!
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Painters got paint on my favorite pair of jeans
I know some people have wars in their countries, and to a lesser extent, “painters gonna paint,” but FFFFFUUUUU
In line at a straight club
This is how people must feel when they step into quicksand. Like, “Really? I walked into this shit?”
