JACKintheblog: Archive

I could never name my daughter Sallie Mae

Because I’d always feel like I owed her something.

Dec 27th

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Bad ass

The Coward Robert Ford: I need to go to the privy.

Jesse James: You think you do, but you don't.

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

“Murphy credited her mother, Sharon, with being a key to her success. ‘When...”

– (via Variety) :-(

Dec 21st

I just tried to be nice

And wave a little kid on his bike across the intersection by my place, but the angle made it look like I was beckoning him to my car and he got scared and pedaled away. Whatever. His loss - I have candy in there.

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

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Hostel II: In Words →

svgllmnt: jackintheblog: Though I have a morbid curiosity in this movie, I would never put myself through the seemingly horrible experience of watching it… but I can sure as hell read the synopsis! Having just read it, I can’t help but think what would’ve happened if Eli Roth hadn’t held back so much. Just go for it, buddy! This shit sounds tamer than Hotel For Dogs. Severed-fingers-crossed...

Dec 20th

I have really strange reactions to food. Take soup, for instance. I know it’s weird, but if I’m sick, I’ll have soup and feel a little bit better. Or even hot chocolate. I’ll drink some and it’ll make me feel all warm and toasty for some reason. I’ll have a popsicle in the summer and end up feeling oddly cooled down and refreshed. Strange right? And...

Dec 20th

Hostel II: In Words →

Though I have a morbid curiosity in this movie, I would never put myself through the seemingly horrible experience of watching it… but I can sure as hell read the synopsis! Having just read it, I can’t help but think what would’ve happened if Eli Roth hadn’t held back so much. Just go for it, buddy! This shit sounds tamer than Hotel For Dogs. Severed-fingers-crossed for a...

Dec 20th

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Watch

Dec 20th

Texarkana

Texas + Arkansas. This is a real place and not just my vision of hell.

Dec 20th

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P.S.

If you’re going to look at that link I posted with the decade in photos, do not listen to Party In The USA at the same time. It’s inappropriate.

Dec 19th

Guys, I totally get Party In The USA now. If Party In The USA were a Facebook party, I would have just changed my RSVP from ‘No’ to ‘Yes’ without even stopping at ‘Maybe.’

Dec 19th

The Decade in Photos →

I wonder if Elian Gonzalez has a MySpace. Facebook? I want to see if he’s come out of the closet.

Dec 19th

Me: Fuck yes I'm eating a mother fucking pot brownie in the middle of fucking Coffee Bean. What are you, retarded or something?

Kristina: I didn't even say anything.

Dec 16th

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(My) Decade in Review

natashavc: 2000: Blow 2001: Suck 2002: Graduate 2003: Staged 2004: Work 2005: Transfer 2006: Away 2007: Suma Cum Laude 2008: Abort 2009: Booked (Jack’s) Decade in Review 2000: Freshman 2001: Awkward 2002: Shift 2003: Groove 2004: Highs and lows 2005: Community college 2006: Chicago 2007: Patience 2008: LA 2009: Adulthood sucks

Dec 16th

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After enduring my neighbor’s boyfriend’s laughter for the better part of five months, I never want to make anyone laugh again.

Dec 15th

I see you Saoirse Ronan

Trying to act up a storm in The Lovely Bones. But I remember what you did in Atonement. You ruined those people’s lives you little bitch.

Dec 14th

Fond memories of September 11th

I’m going to write about a memory I have from that day. This probably would’ve made more sense to do on 9/11/09, but my brain doesn’t work like that. I remember that morning, if you had info on what was going down, you were like the popular kid in school. I admit I relished in it a little bit… I had seen some of the news coverage right before my two minute trip to school,...

Dec 14th

Thar she blog

AGH I just realized Last.fm was on the whole time I was devouring the Glee soundtrack. Vol. 2 hatersssssss.

Dec 11th