February 2010
138 posts
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January 2010
105 posts
nomg:
I miss you, OC and Veronica Mars.
Then...
Watchsade:
mykicks:
How to Take Off Your Shirt Like a MAN: A Video Tutorial by MyKicks
I think everytime I do awkward things on my videos I’ve taken to making choking noises inadvertently, in reference to my video with my headgear.
Oh god why am I just seeing this now???
IMPORTANT VIDEO
Crap. My method is closest to the lady way, but I don’t cross my arms seductively. I take my shirt...
I hate it when
My apartment is so messy that it becomes a metaphor. “My apartment is so messy… JUST LIKE MY LIFE. This is all BAGGAGE.” Not really. Just pick up those socks, Jack, and stop talking to yourself.
The best time to do anything:
(via this blog - a must bookmark!)
*Best time to have surgery: Morning (4x less likely to have complications in the morning than between 3-4PM)
*Best time to get a human being on the phone when calling a company’s customer service line: As early as possible (lowest call volume)
*Best day of the week to eat dinner out: Tuesday (freshest food, no crowds)
*Best day to fly: Saturday (fewer...
Things we should all try to stop doing
As outlined in Barack Obama’s State of the Union address:
Adding ‘-ness’ to the ends of adjectives.
Typing ‘every’ instead of ‘ever.’
Letting the news media quote Tweets and YouTube comments as sources.
Tweeting about social plans/logistics that only relate to 1/32 of your followers
Making commercials where the parents don’t understand online...
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Everyone secretly loves this video, right? →
RIGHT? Internet, embrace me!
I really hate
svgllmnt:
that [Command + Q] doesn’t work at work.
I wish I knew how to Command + Q you.
When I wear my contacts
after not having worn them for a long time, I feel like an avatar.
BRB, going to Pandora (Subway).
Bonus: here’s a fun game you can play with all of your friends. Summarize the movie Avatar without using the word “avatar.” You’re welcome.
Only read this if you've seen Up In The Air and An...
**SPOILER**
They have the same twist. That’s kind of uncommon for two Oscar hopefuls in the same year, and with ten best picture nominees, there’s a good chance both will be nominated.
Clever like a fox
Vivica A. Fox, that is.
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So this girl
Has a degree in sociology and works in reality TV casting.
I’m trying to decide why I find that so funny. I think it’s because it’s like using your degree for evil. Instead of going into social work, you’ve decided to pick the losers for the Next bus. It’s like studying child psychology so you can trick kids into getting into your van. Or getting a degree in...
That was my 300th post by the way
Really feel like I’ve accomplished a lot so far.
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Attn: Tumblbees →
Don’t worry - The Wire still exists! The Tumblr thing, not the show. Unless someone was posting about The Wire… then The Wire would be on The Wire. Just click the link.