February 2011
28 posts
Blackbird Blackbird - Float On (Modest Mouse...
January 2011
52 posts
Inevitable
1. Delete someone lame from your phone so you’re never tempted to txt them again.
2. They txt you.
3. You have no idea who it is based on the number so you txt them, which, in effect, puts you back in touch.
4. D’oh.
No one liked my Flavor Flav post so I'm just over...
No Strings Attached is just like my life!
I mean it would be if it were about spending your mid-20s sitting at a desk for 11 hours a day and there weren’t any sex scenes and there weren’t any good-looking people and it just showed me checking my email and the movie was called ‘No File Attached’
When I die
I hope I see something really poetic and meaningful, but realistically it’ll probably just be a series of my favorite animated GIFs.
I am sensitive to lefties
Coworker: No one has left-handed banjos
J: Maybe I can get you the world's tiniest left-handed violin instead
Ke$ha
Mom: How do you pronounce Ke$ha? Like Key”dollar sign”haa.
Mom: Or is it Key”dolla sign”haa, bc that’s more hip? Call me and tell me!
* * *
(via whenparentstext.com aka MY NEW FAVORITE THING)
The scariest sentence in the world.
“I found your Tumblr.”
Dear Coke Talk: On hardening up. →
dearcoketalk:
Make a conscious choice. Accept the consequences. That’s what adults do.
Step #2 = hard.
WatchGAME OF THRONES Teaser
Lookin’ like the bad ass, fantasy version of Jersey Shore*. CANNOT WAIT.
*I swear Sammi said that same quote at the end to Ronnie at some point…
I know it's weird
But my family and I have this tradition of opening our Martin Luther King Jr. Day presents on the night before. I don’t think I could wait another whole day!
If I said I want your hot toddy now
Would you hold it against me?
I like to consider myself a normal, 24-year-old...
Who just HAPPENS to have a Justin Bieber wig on a styrofoam mannequin’s head in his room.
I transcribed the following just in case the...
Person outside: DOUG! What are you doing??? Doug(?): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
