JACKintheblog

May 31

IT’S NOT TIME TO PANIC UNTIL IT’S #1 ON BING, TOO

The best meow cover

(you know, that thing where you replace the lyrics of a song with “meow”) is “Maps” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. DO IT.

“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!” — No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

(via slyfggt)

May 27

Now you’re just somebody that I used to blow

I’m in Vegas and have been up all night so I can’t tell if that’s funny or not.

May 23

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May 22

Why is the one open parking space

Always next to the person entering or exiting their car?

“Hope your cold sore feels better.”

Thanks, boss.

:kills self:

The CVS in Burbank is full of health resources.

May 21

BWANH BWANH BWANH BWANH BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA bwanh bwanh bwanh

Dubstep remixing my blog.

icecreamsandcake:

Me: “AH! Help!”

John: “Whaaaaaaat.”

Me: “My hand is stuck inside the Pringles can.”

John: “Just let go of the chips.”

Me: *cries*