This rando I barely know messaged me on Fbook chat just now after posting on my wall earlier today about wanting to hang out. Did I mention that I only know him through someone I’m no longer friends with (who is a complete asshole), and I’ve probably seen him once in the last 7 months…?
Anyway, he just got done telling me how he has had scabies the last few days. When I told him I was going to bed, he told me that he might see me this weekend because he has an itch to go out.
Really? Check your diction, sir.
