JACKintheblog

IT’S NOT TIME TO PANIC UNTIL IT’S #1 ON BING, TOO

Thu, 31 May 2012 23:55:19 -0700

IT’S NOT TIME TO PANIC UNTIL IT’S #1 ON BING, TOO

The best meow cover

Thu, 31 May 2012 23:42:11 -0700

(you know, that thing where you replace the lyrics of a song with “meow”) is “Maps” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. DO IT.

"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see..."

Thu, 31 May 2012 23:32:43 -0700

“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!”

- No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

Now you're just somebody that I used to blow

Sun, 27 May 2012 05:36:03 -0700

I’m in Vegas and have been up all night so I can’t tell if that’s funny or not.

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:03:32 -0700

Why is the one open parking space

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:31:17 -0700

Always next to the person entering or exiting their car?

"Hope your cold sore feels better."

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:13:14 -0700

Thanks, boss.

:kills self:

The CVS in Burbank is full of health resources.

Tue, 22 May 2012 10:43:00 -0700

The CVS in Burbank is full of health resources.

BWANH BWANH BWANH BWANH BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA bwanh bwanh bwanh

Mon, 21 May 2012 23:13:53 -0700

Dubstep remixing my blog.

icecreamsandcake: Me: “AH! Help!” John: “Whaaaaaaat.” Me: “My hand is stuck inside the Pringles...

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:35:59 -0700

icecreamsandcake:

Me: “AH! Help!”

John: “Whaaaaaaat.”

Me: “My hand is stuck inside the Pringles can.”

John: “Just let go of the chips.”

Me: *cries*

Do not go swimsuit shopping while drunk

Sun, 20 May 2012 22:20:58 -0700

I can’t help but be impressed by some of the lessons I haven’t learned until now.

Can I go home now

Fri, 18 May 2012 18:47:21 -0700

Me: We were a good team today!

Coworker: We were more like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Me: Huh?

Coworker: You know, like one was bad and the other was good.

Me: Right, but they were the same person.

Coworker: …OHHHH.

Saw my role model (who happens to be an 18-year-old girl) last...

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:18:24 -0700

Saw my role model (who happens to be an 18-year-old girl) last night.

JUST WANT TO BE LIKE YOU, CHER.

AHHHHHHHHHH

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:29:29 -0700

Why is it so easy to accidentally play voicemails on speaker on an iPhone???

~*Hi, Jack!*It’s Mom!*Hope you’re happy and have a good day!*I’m off to see the baby chicks at school!*We’ve got like seven of them, they’re so cute!*But anyway—!*~

OFF OFF OFF :almost plows into lady walking off of the elevators:

Photo

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:07:51 -0700

Photo

Fri, 18 May 2012 10:06:17 -0700

"Do it more like a grocer!"

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:06:33 -0700

-Me, internally berating myself at the self-checkout. Really gotta rein in that self-critic.

Trying to help my friend become a better txter.

Thu, 17 May 2012 19:43:05 -0700

Trying to help my friend become a better txter.

Why doesn't hair on your head stop growing after a certain point

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:31:00 -0700

Like body hair does…?

Can I use Tumblr for this? Are any of my followers smart?

studioboyo: Gotta love a French exchange kid. This is Julien...

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:58:49 -0700

studioboyo:

Gotta love a French exchange kid. This is Julien from Bordeaux

I will take (1) in naked, please.